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There is only pizza, No God owo'
Welcome to my page.
The straight jackets are on your left,
Meds are on the table,
And if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy. Have fun!~
~ All monsters are human ~
About Myself
Name: Michael
Age: 31
Status: Married
Orientation: Swings both ways
Likes: Furries, Friends, Family, Tanks
Dislikes: Liars, Cheaters, Drama

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